Teenagers Unite! Rock and Roll Rebellion

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released November 22, 2011

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Track Name: Get Off My Back, Dad!
Son! What are you doing in here!?
I told you to go to bed like an hour ago
Why are you such a bad child!?
I told you to do your schoolwork
And stop messing with girls
And bring home a good report card full of A's
There's gonna be a report caaaard
Guess how many A's are in it??
What is in your report -- FFFFFFFUCK
That's how many F's you have!

(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) Get off my back, Dad!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) You're on my back!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) Get off my back, Dad!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) You piece of shit!

Listen, son, I'm tired of your attitude
You call me a piece of shit, you're the piece of shit
(You're on my back, Dad!)
You know what I'll have to do, son??
(I really hate it!)
And you'll get sent to boarding school!!
(You don't know what it's like!
I'm a teenager!)
You're a horrible kid...

(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) Get off my back, Dad!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) You're on my back!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) Get off my back, Dad!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) You piece of shit!

I was up late last night
Me and Dad had a fight
He doesn't like my music
I think he's really stupid

So you wanna send me to boarding school?
(Yes, you are going to boarding school!)
I think that's a boring drool!
WHOAAAAH!!

(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) Get off my back, Dad!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) You're on my back!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) Get off my back, Dad!
(Whoa, Dad get off my back!) You piece of shit!
Track Name: Boarding School
Here I am at boarding school
My dad sent me here
Why is my dad so cruel?
Here there's no fun, there's no cheer

This boarding school is really dumb
This boarding school sucks a thumb!

(Brush your teeth!) I don't wanna!
(Go to sleep!) I don't wanna!
(Make your bed!) I don't wanna!
(Eat your bread!) I don't wanna!

(Boarding school!) I'm so bored!
(Boarding school!) There's nothin' to do in here
(Boarding school!) I'm so bored!
(Boarding school!) They don't even have any beer!

(What?)

I wish my dad was here so I could hit him in the face
He's so lame

(Boarding school!) I'm so bored!
(Boarding school!) There's nothin' to do in here
(Boarding school!) I'm so bored!
(Boarding school!) They don't even have any beer!

How am I gonna get drunk if there's no beer? [etc.]
Boarding school is really dumb
Boarding school sucks a thumb
GODDAMMIT
Track Name: Inspiration in the Library (Annie Rand)
What goes on there every night
That's where I like to hang
When I go to the library
I like to meet Annie
She's the coolest chick (woohoo!)
I like her fanny (oh yeah!)

She turned me on
To a new way of life
If I believed in marriage
She'd be my wife

Annie Rand
You're a real groovy girl (real groovy girl)
Maybe I could enter your cave
Annie Rand
I like your style
You get me high (woohoo!)

Annie Rand
You're a real groovy babe
Maybe I could enter your cave
Annie Rand (yeah yeah!)
I like your style
(woo, woohoo!)
You get me high!

My friend Jon always said it was nicer here
Living under the atmospheric domes of the outer planets
We had peace and plenty of things to do
When the divided planets were banded together
Under the red star of the Solar Federation
The less fortunate gave us a new moon
I believed what I was told
I thought it was the good life
I thought I was happy; then I found something
That changed it all

[*assorted sexual noises*]
Track Name: Anthem: Teenagers Unite! (Rock & Roll Rebellion)
[From our hero's simple rebellion in that boring boarding school
Came a power for all the nations to know we teenagers rule!]

When we started out we thought we were the best
But now we really know that we really are the best
Now we see rebellion, it spreads across the land
Everybody ????? but they don't understand --

Teenagers Unite! (Rock n' Roll Rebellion!)
Teenagers Unite! (Rock n' Roll Rebellion!)
Teenagers Unite! (Rock n' Roll Rebellion!)
Fuck you, Dad (Fuck you, Dad!!!)

My bonehead fucking father
Doth shat unto his pants
When he sees us teenagers
Doing this kick-ass dance (how do we do it??)
Kick your leg in front of you
Then flip your fucking cock (right!)
Sink your dick in all the girls
And keep the fun in rock! (RIGHT!)

Teenagers Unite! (Rock n' Roll Rebellion!)
Teenagers Unite! (Rock n' Roll Rebellion!)
Teenagers Unite! (Rock n' Roll Rebellion!)
Fuck you, Dad (Fuck you, Dad!!!)

Fuck you, Dad, fuck you, Dad, fuck you, Dad [etc.]
Track Name: It Didn't Work / D.A.D.
It didn't work
We got canned
Reprimanded
By the man
But it's not over yet
It's up to you
'Cuz we're teenagers
And so are you!

We fought the battle
We fought the war
We fought it hard
But we got it in the ass

(I WISH MOM WAS STILL ALIVE -- THE END)

Son, I know that you worked your hardest to put on this rebellion
And I just wanted you to know that I respect that
And I will always love you as your father.
But as the new ruler of this planet, I also have to tell you that
I will brook no dissent.
You see, son, your rebellion failed due to one very fundamental reason
And that is that, you're just a child... [etc.]