Roving Boner

by Dick, Piss & Balls

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released March 19, 2012

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Track Name: Prologue
They say they've built a new machine
They say it's fresh and they say that it's clean
I've seen it idling on the edge of town
When starts to move, you'll GET RAPED TO DEATH

Half meat! Half machine!
It is ugly! It is mean!
Half meat! Half machine!
Now listen to this rap by Michael Dean --

Yo I'm Mike and I'm here to say
There's a big fat boner and it's coming this way
When it gets here it'll ruin your day
It'll make water semen down in the bay
Starve the horses by eating the hay
Erect idols to it, casted in clay
You'll stop having sex, you'll never get laid
There's a big fat boner, it's here to stay.

It's veiny and gross
It's the dick with the most
It attaches a host
And if it's you, you're a ghost!
Your jism will runneth black as pitch
Boiling over and scarring a bitch
Her vagina sealed in pain and itch
Unscratchable -- til death in a ditch.

Half meat! Half machine!
Half meat! Half machine!
Half meat! Half machine!
Half meat! Half machine!
Half meat! Half machine! -- HERE IT CUMS
Track Name: The Scientist
Oh, oh, oh
What have I done?
What have I done?
What have I done?

Cuz I am the scientist
I built this machine --
Roving the plains, what do I mean?

Half meat, half machine
Now it's ugly, now it's mean
Giant mechanical boner from the future
Someone stop it, someone -- STOP THIS CRAZY THING

Take it away, Mike Dean
Track Name: Rampaging Boner (Part I)
[instrumental]
Track Name: Jizz Accident
At first I thought he came on my back
Jizz all over me -- my vision going black
I looked around, the semen rising higher
The streets are filled with liquid cream of man's desire

Ooh, jizz accident
Ooh, jizz accident
Ooh, jizz accident

All this semen everywhere
It's all over my face and sticking in my hair
And now I can't bother to care
I lost my will to run away now I just sit and stare

And now my city's filled with cum
Oh, the sluts are swimming in it -- they're drinking it like rum
Now every girl is pregnant here in my home town
Just after we finally got the teenage birthrate down

Ooh, jizz accident
Ooh, jizz accident
Ooh, jizz accident

(Oh baby, you know I'm always the biggest dick in your life
Oh yeah, honey, I'm just gonna come on over
And I'm gonna rub myself all over you
And you're gonna rub yourself all over me
And we're gonna FUCK
And I'm gonna put my head inside of your vagina
And I'm gonna seal it all up
Oh, it's gonna be all sealed up
No one's every gonna be able to get in there
Except for me, baby
And after I'm in there and no one else is in there
Oh, honey, you know that I'm the biggest dick in town
And the biggest dick in town is gonna thrust and pound
And thrust and pound
And thrust and pound until your guts are all SCRAMBLED up
And when my black jizz is inside of you
Then I'm gonna make it all mixed up
And it's gonna get inside of you...)
Track Name: Rampaging Boner (Part II)
[instrumental]
Track Name: Decision
Oooooh
I created a monster
But now I have to do something
What am I gonna do with this monster?

SEND IN THE ARMY
SEND IN THE ATTACK
???? THE MONSTER
???? HIS BACK
CUM ON THE MONSTER
????????? DOWN
?????????????????
Track Name: Battle
[instrumental]
Track Name: Epilogue: Funeral for a Friend
What have we done?
We took our only son
The giant penis monster
Was the one
And now we're singing a funeral march
For you

He had to be destroyed
He was our boy
We shot him in the dickhole
Through and through

He doesn't like his death
His name is not BETH
He's living somewhere else now
It's the truth

Oh, what have we done?
Oh, what have we done?
Oh, what have we done?

Half meat, and half machine
Oh no

What have we done?
He's dead now
What have we done?
Half meat, half machine
Oh no
Oh no
Oh yeah!

(I miss you son, come back.
I miss you, you giant, roving, half-meat, half-machine boner.
I love you, I love you so much.
Just, just speak to me one last time -- speak to me one last time, my creation.
I love you so -- you giant, throbbing boner.
You giant, throbbing, sexy boner with the giant veins popping out.
Please shove your semen into my bodice
Let your semen pour all over my bodice
Let the semen pour, flowing over my bodice
Ah, what have I done?
What have we done?
What have I done?
What have we done?
What have I done?
What have we done?
What have I done?
What have I done?
What have we done?
What have I done?
What have we done?
What have I done?)
Track Name: [boner track] Hard Dick Life
It's a hard dick life for us
It's a hard dick life for us
It's a hard dick life, it's a hard dick life
It's a hard dick life for us

It's a hard dick life for us
It's a hard dick life for us
It's a hard dick life, it's a hard dick life
It's a hard dick life for us

Yo, it's always a hard dick life for me
Because I'm in the streets of California, Berkeley
All those hard dicks around me every day
Yo, I see so many dicks, I don't know what to say

Oh, hard dicks everywhere --
Up in my buttcrack, up in the air
Oh, I don't know what to do with all these dicks around me
I'm just gonna go around and stick it

Aw, hard dicks
It's a hard dick life for us
Yeah, I go and ride on the bus
Cuz I said it's a hard dick life for us
I see so many dicks everywhere on my street
I just wanna see them -- to see another piece of meat

Oh, hard dicks, hard dicks
It's a hard dick life for us, uh-huh

It's a hard dick life for us
It's a hard dick life for us

It's a hard dick life for us!
It's a hard dick life for us!
It's a hard dick LIFE for US!!!
It's a hard dick life for us!
It's a hard dick life.