Joe Sixpack & The Americans

by Joe Sixpack & The Americans

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released September 11, 2013

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Track Name: We're Back
Yo we're the Joe you know and we're back in a hurry
Bustin' out rhymes with the greatest of fury
It's been a little while I regret to say
But now we're back on track for your pleasure today
Though the past few years have seemed like forever
When the haters said "they done" we stood up & said "never"
So sit back in your sofas & chairs & relax
And experience the greatness that is Joe Sixpack & The Americans

We're the Joe you know & we're rappin' from the heart
Keepin' old-school like we did from the start
I said the Joe Sixpack fillin' haters with rage
'Cuz we the baddest motherflippers to be takin' this stage!

Yo his name's DJ RJ please remember it well
Playin' his keyboardin' like a Beethoven from [heck]
He's a hip-hoppin' raptor with claws of gold
No matter what you call his records he just calls them all sold
And though the scientists be sayin' he was killed long ago
He be returnin' from the swamp just to bust a mean flow for you

Mixmaster X & I'm returnin' to action
Spillin' out beats for your hearin' satisfaction
I'm a super mechanoid from a future far away
Where synthesizin' rhymes is the order of the day
And I'm doin' just that with my pal DJ RJ

We're the Joe you know & we're rappin' from the heart
Keepin' old-school like we did from the start
I said the Joe Sixpack fillin' haters with rage
'Cuz we the baddest motherflippers to be takin' this stage!
Track Name: Domes for Homes
Once upon a time in a future far away
Man declared squares & rectangles "not okay"
It started when a really cool hip-hop duo
Trashed up their square for a totally new home
Mankind had grown weary of square eye pollution
Givin' up rise to the dome revolution
No longer by squares would man's eyes be depressed
No longer by squares would domes be oppressed
So now, together, all you humans rejoice
In the future, domes is the structure of choice!

Domes for homes, domes for homes
Livin' in the future we got domes for homes
Domes for homes, domes for homes
Livin' in the future we have domes for homes!

A century has passed, the domes are standing strong
But deep beneath it all something feels very wrong
There still stands one who'd like to see domes destroyed
Many thugs, crooks, & criminals his faction employs
His name, simply: The Square Mechanoid

(I am no villain, I am just misunderstood
I am only working for man's greater good
When will all you foolish humans come to find
That domes are the bane of all mankind?)

Whoa, back up Mechanoid!
That's some square reactionary rhetoric if I've ever heard it!
Do you think you can support that radical thesis?
Not if I have something say about it!

Yo Mechanoid, you ain't no Mr. Nero
I believe that deep in my heart you are a tragic hero
But Domes are the Future!
Why can't you see the light?
(Why my friend, I believe you are right...!)

That's why... we got...
Domes for homes, domes for homes
Livin' in the future we got domes for homes
Domes for homes, domes for homes
Livin' in the future we got domes for homes!
Track Name: Buy Our Stuff
Material goods is what makes us cool
You got less than us? You just a tool!
Consume! Consume! Consume! Buy our stuff! Buy our stuff!
You are nothing, you don't have enough
The only way to be enough is to look like us
Buy our stuff! Buy our stuff! Buy our stuff!
Ba ba ba ba ba buy our stuff!

Buy our stuff!
Buy our stuff!
Track Name: Supah Hyptendo
Yo we're the Joe you know & some you don't know but it's cool
'Cuz we're here to bust a mad flow for you

There comes a time in my life when things get really hard
When I buy by the ounce or when my checks begin to bounce
It's times like this I wish I had control like Gendo
I find it each time I play my Supah Hyptendo

S to the U to the P-A-H
H to the Y-P-T-E-N-D-O
My Supah Hyptendo is the place I go!

I turn out the lights, play some O.G. Doom
I'm feelin' more guilty than an Amish in a chat room
Yeah, it's rated "M" -- ages 17 (& straight up)
Then there's Star Fox & Final Fantasy IV
Even though I've played them many times before
When I ask for awesome they knock on my front door

You guys can play your new games in your new game cliques
But son my newest game comes from flippin' '96
(And online play?)
I'd rather face the CPU than you hicks from the sticks

S to the U to the P-A-H
H to the Y-P-T-E-N-D-O
My Supah Hyptendo is the place I go!
Track Name: 9th Grade Rebel
I turned 14 & I hit the ground runnin'
My eyes is opened up to the world & it's stunnin'
I be jammin' to my Rush, reading all my Ayn Rand
Filled with righteous anger my folks can't understand
'Cuz they're old!

I'm a 9th grade rebel defyin' social norm
A counterculturist that'll never conform
I said a 9th grade rebel givin' lip to my teachers
Smokin' cigarettes with my friends under the bleachers

I'm like Neo from The Matrix 'cuz I see through the lies
The mechanical adults have pulled over our eyes
They say I gotta go to school to get a proper education
Looks more to me like institutionalization!

They say I gotta act cool if I wanna get the girls
Be a part of the foundation of this mass-production world
That's a fate this 9th grade rebel will defiantly refuse
Since the cool kids have rebuked me I've got nothing to lose!

So I'm a 9th grade rebel defyin' social norm
A counterculturist that'll never conform
I said a 9th grade rebel givin' lip to my teachers
Smokin' marijuana with my friends under the bleachers

But as this 9th grade rebel grows up to be a man
He begins to see a world he no longer understands
Abandoned by his crew (now obsessed with beer & sex)
This 9th grade rebel clings to one last quest:
Become hip-hop megastar Mixmaster X
Track Name: Wear Our Shirts
Buy our merchandise
Wear our shirts
We like reaching up
Hot girls' skirts
We got billboards flyin' in space
Lights they be illuminating we face

(One day we sell all mankind
One day we own the human race!)
Track Name: The Ballad of Captain Joe Cool
They call him Captain Joe Cool and he flies through space
With a pistol on his hip and a grin on his face
Whoa, fly on Captain Joe Cool!

Well he's a friend to me & he's a pal to you
And he aims his gyro-jet straight & true
Whoa, fly on Captain Joe Cool!

But the smile hides the pain that he holds in his heart
From the girl who rocked his world & tore it apart
Whoa, many years ago
She gave him sweet love & said she'd had enough
Said she had to spread her wings & take to the skies
So she left Joe Cool with tears, tears in his eyes

Yo I'm Captain Joe Cool & I'm here to say
Let's all get funky in the outer space way
I'm an easy-going drifter with light-blonde hair
Breezin' through the space like I just don't care
With a blue jacket on I'm cool as cool can be
That chump Crapulon got nothin' on me
And I be blazin' through the space like a pretty-boy ace
Flyin' to the moon to punch Marzel in the face!
Every laser on his mad defense grid I will dodge
At home I got an El Camino in my garage

And when I ain't making trouble then I'm makin' shag-nasty
Makin' out with Sera in my Mercury Capri
Aw yeah Sera she's a groovy star babe
I gotta say her lips I perpetually crave
She looks good in her boots & her blue miniskirt
With the letters "U.S.F." on her form-fitting shirt
And that's just how she dresses when she goes to work!
Standard-issue Smith & Weston pistols on her hips
Be commandin' from the bridge of a space battleship
Aw yeah Sera she ain't no fool
(Goes without sayin' that she rolls with Cool)
I'm Captain Joe Cool helpin' Joe Sixpack sell
It's been a lotta fun but now I bid farewell!

And so the story ends, now it's up to you
Stay cool my friends, do as Joe Cool do
Whoa, fly on Captain Joe Cool!