A New Model of the Universe

by Iron Curtin

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released August 17, 2016

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Track Name: Good Times Bar & Grill
Man if you ever wanna hear them play
Hear them play music, musicians
Just-a playin' a little music
Just-a playin' a little music

Well, ya'll come to a place I like to play called the
Good Times Bar & Grill
Good Times Bar & Grill
Gonna get more than your fill
At the Good Times Bar & Grill

Rock & roll times at the Good Times Bar & Grill
Randy is the owner, he's got a short fuse
Brandie is the bartender, pourin' the booze
Brandie is pouring the booze where?

At the Good Times Bar & Grill
Good Times Bar & Grill
Gonna get more than your fill
At the Good Times Bar & Grill

I walk over to a girl & I show her my dress
And after a healthy hump hope I never rest
Don't give me a bottle of Coke, man, come on!
Who's the asshole playing Neil Young?

Good Times Bar & Grill
Good Times Bar & Grill
Gonna get more than your fill
At the Good Times Bar & Grill
Track Name: Party Dog
Who's the dog that's got four paws
Loves to party hard from dusk to dawn?
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!

Who's the dog with the big fur coat
And a cold 24 for all his bros?
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!

He's a Party Dog, he's a Party Dog! Party Dog!
He parties all day & he parties all night
Exercising all his party rights
He's the Party Dog, he's the Party Dog!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!

They say he sleeps out on the street
Sometimes this is true, so don't hit him!
Don't run him over!
He's just doin' his thing!
He's just... recuperating...
Because he's a pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Party Dog!

He's a super-cool dog & he's here to stay
Partyin' to save the day
He's the Party Dog, I said the Party Dog
Partying all over the USA!
Track Name: No Object No Form No Relief No Salvation
There is no object
There is no form
There is no relief
There is no salvation

I woke up one day in a pretty good mood
And I wanted modern art to go with my food
So after my breakfast I went out to see
James Turrell Exhibit in the LA County
The art was pretty cool as far as I could tell
Until I took a coffin ride straight into Hell!
(That's right, I took a coffin ride straight into Hell)
Where I found...

There is no object
There is no form
There is no relief
And there is no salvation

Oh, man! I'm finally an adult!

And now I gotta get form
But there is no form!
I gotta get some relief
But there is no relief!
I need salvation
There is no salvation!

And now I'm collecting snakes with my skeleton crew
The grinding gears of capitalism making me blue

I stumble through the parking lot
Looking for a flippin' spot
I wanna eat at Applebee's
And drown my sorrow with a shot
But even here, in Applebee's...

There is no object
There is no form
There is no relief
There is no salvation
Track Name: The Death of Captain Future
Take it easy mothaflippers
With our presence be graced
As we tell you 'bout the Captain
From the depths of fuckin' space

Captain Future was a man of daring
Known throughout the land
A loving, cool dude
Always caring 'bout his band
He fought robot fascists
He battled femme fatales
Cosmic oil barons
Trembled at the sound of the name

Captain mothaflippin' Future
Captain mothaflippin' Future
Captain mothaflippin' Future
Captain mothaflippin' Future
Blastin' through the space, punchin' haters in the face
Blastin' through the space, punchin' haters in the face

He seemed very near invincible, no laser scored a hit
Oh the dashing Captain Future, who just didn't give a shit
About ??????????????????, government entities
As well as hired space guns, a thousand dominatrices
Who all wanted a piece of his ass, but not really sexually
Although I guess some of them did... it's really 50/50
Because...

He's Captain mothaflippin' Future
Captain mothaflippin' Future
Blastin' through the space, punchin' haters in the face

No one could bring him down
Except that fancy beef he bought
From the fancy side of town
Captain Future, why didn't you refrigerate your meat?
Captain Future is dead, long live Captain Future

Salmonella doesn't care how cool you are
Track Name: Cat Ears
Found the hair on my head lookin' pretty bare
I went to the store hoping to find something there
And before my very eyes whatever did I see?
A pair of anime cat ears made for me!

Anime cat ears on my crown
Anime cat ears, I'm the coolest in town!

My faded agility's super enhanced
Creepy otakus wanna get in my pants
Also my hearing is wicked good, you know why?

'Cuz anime cat ears on my crown
Anime cat ears make me the coolest in town!

Go to the grocery, buy lots of milk
I also buy a copious amount of fish
All of these changes makin' me sick
My life devolves into a Cronenberg script
I thought the cat ears would make me cute
And make my life fun & cool to boot

Instead they burrow deep into my conscious
And alter my perception of reality
They are less Tokyo Mew Mew & more H.R. Giger
A parasite connected to my brain
Track Name: Country
Drivin' through the city in my pickup truck
Trollin' OKC for an easy fuck
Got a bunch of empty beer cans in the bed
Smashin' empty cans right into my head
Twenty-four pack of Coors Light
I hope I get into a fight

'Cuz I'm an urban cowboy comin' into town
I live next door & always around
I don't really live in the country
And I've never ridden on a horse
But I got me specialty-made boots
I like hittin' on girls that I think are cute
Track Name: Autocracy Blues
Oh The Autocracy has done me wrong!
Oh how they done me wrong
They seized my property
They stole my sweetheart
Oh The Autocracy even took my dog Ol' Blue
Yeah Ol' Blue is now an employee of The State
I'm like the protagonist of a young adult fiction novel
Everybody around me is stupid and oppressive
I know what's right!
Track Name: Where's My Bood?
Hey!
Where's my bood?
Where the hell's my bood at?
I mean I'm gonna start murderin' people if I can't get my bood
Have you seen my bood, huh? Yo!
Hey! I'm talkin' to you boy
Have you seen my bood, where's my bood?

I'm so thirsty
I got a thirst
I got an eternal thirst for my bood!
You... where's my bood?
Homicide is nothin' for someone like me if I can't get my bood
I need my bood!
Where's my bood...
You, is this bood? Is that bood?

I love you bood...
Always have
Track Name: Dehumanize Yourself and Face to Bloodshed
I'm a bad dude with a bad attitude
My jeans are cut-off and my shirt is too
I jump onto trains & trucks & cars
And punch stupid ninjas right in the FACE!

President Ronnie don't you worry I will rescue you
'Cuz being bad is what I do!

Hey! HEY! Any NINJAS in the audience? Any NINJAS?
Are there any NINJAS in this audience?
Well GET OUT!

I walk all the streets with my friend
Who's also bad
He looks just like me
He's BAD!

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

Dehumanize yourself and face to the bloodshed
Track Name: I Found Jesus (at the Good Times Bar & Grill)
It's a Saturday night
And I'm feelin' a slight
Itchin' to go out for some beer & fries
At the Good Times Bar & Grill
At the Good Times Bar & Grill

So I'm sittin' at the bar watchin' on the TV
A clean-lookin' Preacher Man speakin' to me
He says:
"HEY! HEY KID! YEAH YOU!
YOU EVER MET MY GOOD PAL JESUS!?"

I'm a little surprised I'm not gonna lie
But the Preacher Man's pitchin'
And he wants me to buy

So I say:
"Well, where the heck is he!?"
The Preacher Man says:
"RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!"

So I turn around, see a super-cool dude
With long brown hair and a platter full of food
His shades are on, he is crackin' a smile
He said:
"How the HELL are you doin'!? Can we talk awhile?"
I said:
"Well sure, J.C., make yourself at home!"

As he took a seat
Crushed my beer against his dome
He sits down next to me and says:
"Lookin' for someone?"

I found Jesus at the Good Times Bar & Grill
I found Jesus at the Good Times Bar & Grill
I found Jesus at the Good Times Bar & Grill!